Давно, в принципе, прочитала Дневники вампира. Вот короткие отрывки из того, что меня насмешило.

L. J. Smith
The Vampire Diaries The Return: Shadow Souls
The Vampire Diaries The Return: Nightfall

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“Something did happen last night,” he said. He was looking intently at her face. “Didn’t it?”
“Something happened, yes,” Elena said. “It was—it was more of a—”
She had to let out her breath, and with that almost everything went.
“Shinichi! Shinichi, che bastardo! Imbroglione! That thief! I’m going to kill him slowly!”
Suddenly Damon was everywhere. He was beside her, his hands on her shoulders; the next minute he was shouting imprecations out the window, then he was back, holding both her hands.

а как он все время пытался вспомнить имя Мэтта?

And while it was fresh in his mind…M for Mortal, A for Annoying, T for Thing. And there you had it. The pity was that it applied to all of them and yet not all of them were called MAT. Oh, damn—was there supposed to be another T at the end? Mortal, Annoying, Troublesome Thing? Annoying Terrible Thing?
....
Damon suddenly realized he couldn’t feel Elena’s aura in Stefan’s bedroom. But before he could investigate there was a crash, then pounding footsteps, and then another crash, much closer. And then the bathroom door was kicked open by Mortal Annoying Troublesome…

я прям представила Дэймона в роли курицы-наседки

Damon started to release Bonnie, figuring that dropping her into bloodstained water would be the proper precursor to walking out of this dump, but…
But. She was his baby bird. She’d swallowed enough of his blood now that any more would begin to Change her seriously. And if the amount of blood he had already given her wasn’t enough, it simply wasn’t a remedy in the first place. Besides, the miracle worker was here.

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